Gilmore-fied.

LORELAI: Oh, hi. You really like my table don’t you?
JOEY: I was just, uh —
LORELAI: Getting to know my daughter.
JOEY: Your —
RORY: Are you my new daddy?
JOEY: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And you do not look like a daughter.
LORELAI: That’s possibly very sweet of you Joey. Thanks.
JOEY: So…daughter. You know, I am traveling with a friend.
LORELAI: She’s sixteen.
JOEY: Bye.

“Now, did anyone ever to tell you to picture the audience in their underwear? Well, don’t do it. I did it once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos.” – Richard

“Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet. If you’re desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl.” – Lorelai

“Rory, darling, love of my life, you realize you’ve completely cut us off from Luke’s, where the happy coffee is?” – Lorelai

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